I'm posting this because I thought it was hilarious
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem...

Ranting and Raving

I just had my bike stolen from my house I had a lock on the back wheels so they had to carry it off or throw it in to the back of a truck It was my dream bike a three wheeler with a big basket on the back who would want to still an old ladies bike right? well that just takes me into my hate for this neighborhood . I have lived here for 22 years but I have always hated it. After 22 years I have made a lot of friends here so If I were to move away I would diffidently leave a piece of my heart behind. Putting that aside I would love to get out of this neighborhood but my husband doesn't share my hatred , he is planning to grow old and die right here in this house. It was his choice and I gave in so that is why we are here. My children had bikes stolen all the time while growing up in this neighborhood, we have had cars broken into and things stolen out of them. we have had neighbors who would love to call the police if they saw our dogs out in the front yard we have had letters from the city so many time that I have lost count, because our grass was 4-inches long,  occasionally my son's would have old cars that they  where working on in the drive way and we would get a letter from the city saying we have to get rid of it. it is just ridiculous all that we have had to put up with in this neighborhood. thank you blog for letting me rant and rave.

I am so blessed

I was just thinking about how blessed I am I have a husband who loves me and supports me in all that I do
 He is a wonderful father and provider. I have five of  the most wonderful beautiful children they are all so talented and creative. I have two daughter in-laws that are beautiful and talented and one son in-law that is beautiful and intelligent. I have four beautiful bright grandchildren that make me smile everyday just thinking about them.